how to buy weed and get away with it

How many of you do drugs? i am just going to assume that all of you do. Now when i say drugs. i don't mean heroin, cocaine, meth, or any of the Class A drugs excluding ecstasy. i disapprove of the use of those. i feel as though they don't have any healing effect or any ability to open your mind. They just fuck you up and aren't worth the trouble. However that is just my opinion. i have never done the stuff so who knows, maybe im full of shit.

I lived in North California in a small town near the Emerald Triangle where there was gang violence if you were looking for it. Its not like there was a epidemic or a hood or anything, just a bunch of kids throwing Norteno and Sureno signs up in the air trying to fit in. pretty much the reason for every gang ever. Well i ended up getting picked on by a bully because i had just moved there from Oregon. A guy i had never met before stepped up and beat the shit outta the bully for me so i pretty much gained instant loyalty to him. I started hanging out around him. Come to find out, him and his brother are the leaders of the Nortenos in this side of town. I hung out, partied, and became just another member of the crew but i never joined the gang. i just had his back. I dont believe in loyalty to a group. i believe in loyalty to a person based on how they treat me. People are stupid and crazy. A person is smart and calculating.

I started smoking herb and drinking when i was in 7th grade. So i have been exposed to the drug world for quite some time now. I have just finished high school if you must know how old i am. I moved back to oregon my senior year to find my step dad growing pot. Well this was a great little bit of information for me. I feel weird about my family knowing about my drug usage so to them im a straightedge. so whenever they werent home. i would sneak into their room which was locked but lucky for me. i had learned a thing or two about breaking and entering in california so i picked the lock. He had three, one pound bags. each with different parts of the plant. so i would take a little shake, a little leaves, and a lil bud. mix it all up and sell it for some nice profit. he was always to stoned to notice. i still make a profit off of him today. ^_^

Through buying and selling. i have learned that you absolutely can not trust anyone, even with something as simple as weed. lucky for my friends. i am a trustworthy dealer so i dont screw people over or jip them of their due product.

Buying and selling drugs have a lot of the same little precautions. First of all. if you want to buy drugs. Never give your dealer your number because if he gets caught, even if he doesnt roll over on you. the police can get his phone and looky whos number is in it. No matter if your buying or selling. You will always want a prepaid phone. spend 30 dollars on a crappy phone you can use for your sketchy deals(any drug deal is sketchy) rather than have to throw away your number because your dealer/buyer got caught. Also make up a name for yourself. never give your real information.

Second. know your drugs. most people think they know what 20 dollars worth is but a drug can be compacted, grinded, or even mixed with something else to appear to be more than it is. i know a few people who mix shake with oregano so they can sell it for more. when you buy. try to get full bud picked from the plant and in one piece. From my experience. The state of a drug is in when you purchase it, defines what kind of person the dealer is. for example. if you get it in the form i just mentioned, it usually shows the dealer is a grower who picks right from their plants and is kind of a natural grower. natural growers tend to be more trustworthy. if you get it grinded up or packed together. it usually means the dealer is screwing you over or is a big time grower who packs their weed together for easier shipping. Those are the kind of people you want to stay away from. So yea, know your drug. make sure when you buy 20 dollars worth. your getting your moneys worth.

Third. if you dont like the feeling of a deal. dont go through with it. thats easier to say for a buyer though. As a general rule of thumb. if you dont feel right about it then dont do it. Herb is nice to have but if you feel like you have to risk getting caught just to get high then your a addict.

fourth. Know the legal limits to carry, and the punishment for breaking that limit. for example. when i buy xtc, i usually only buy 2 pills because 4 pills is one gram and anything over one gram is a minimum of 5 years, i can also swallow two pills before a cop can get to me. if i took 4. i might be tripping way to many balls to know whats going on. all feeling the handcuffs and shit like ohhhh officers. lol. In general the best thing for you to do is to not have drugs on you in the first place and if you do carry them on you. do it for short periods of time and hide them somewhere safe. like in a lil hidden pocket in your underwear. With marijuana. most cops wont care if you have under two grams or so. which is a little less than a dubsack. Just buy your drugs in little amounts.

screw this number system. When you meet a officer. be respectful, dont be a prick. even if you hate the government and the pigs. you have to remember they are doing their jobs and just like you. disrespect makes them mad. be polite. call them officer or sir. and if your young enough to pull it off. say your 17. feel out the situation. if you think they are going to arrest you then you might want to give them your real information but honestly. its not hard to give them complete false information. fake name, address, ect. because they have no way of knowing who you are. which leads me into my next tip. when you buy drugs. take the bus or taxi to your location because they can take your car or license number for your information and never ever ever carry id on you. so if you do get caught. they have no info on you.

For now. thats all i can think of. sorry if this is all crap. Happy smoking :)